Love In An Elevator

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A long time ago, my college boyfriend and I were heading down to dinner when, much to my surprise, he decided to play hide the sausage in a most unusual place. Right there in the stairwell of his dorm, we had exciting, impromptu, and totally public sex. While it didn't make the list of Trojan's top five exciting places to have sex , according to their recently released U.S. National Sex Census ,   it's one of the memorable sex events I've never quite forgotten ... along with doing it on a park bench, on a soccer field, in the pouring rain, and giving a blow job in the backseat of a taxicab in NYC.  

So what made number one of this list of exciting places to get it on? 

Let me tell you straight: number one is the car . What? A little boring, don't you think? Sure, steaming up the windows in the back of your Prius can be pleasurable, but, depending on the make and model, car sex can turn out great or goofy. So I got inspired and made a list of 25 (really) exciting places to have sex . Do them at your own risk!

1. A Ferris wheel. Request a private cab and take things slowly while you're on top of the world. Yes, things can get shaky, so don't get carried away. 

2. A nightclub or concert. Pumping and grinding plus low lights and sexy music allow you to make bold moves without making it obvious that you're not just dancing. 

3. The movie theater. A movie theater hand job is fun, but try sitting in the last row and really getting it on.

4. Public transportation. Late at night and you're alone in the subway car with your sweetie. Make it a quickie and have exciting oral sex, or intercourse, before the next stop. 

5. In the backyard. Pitch a tent, but first actually pitch a tent. Move the sex outside after the kids go to sleep and get romantic under the stars.

6. The hood of a car. Sure it's exciting to have sex in a car, but the hood is hotter. Do like those car models do and slip and slide all over your car's hood. 

7. On the kitchen counter. Gives a whole new meaning to eating in. 

8. On a washing machine during spin cycle. Think of it as one big sex toy.

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Ni hao my dear readers! I’d like us all to start a slow clap in celebration of ABC’s valiant attempt to make last night’s episode the most dramatic in this season’s history. I shall submit that watching paint dry and grass grow are no longer more riveting than forcing myself to follow Ashley’s amazing love journey through the Orient. There was dragon boat racing, Hong Kong sight seeing and a moment in which I thought the vein in Our Host Chris Harrison’s forehead was going to pop when he had to deal with the Ashley and Bentley drama. Good times!

But before I get to the recap, I’d like to give a quick shout out to a dear reader who spotted me entering the movie theater two weekends ago. Thank you, striking brunette lady, for taking the time to reach out to me and I apologize for being such a major chach. You see, I’m never…ever…recognized by sight. Typically, folks see my freakishly spelled name and inquire if “I’m that girl with that green bean website” in which I wax on poetically about my love for my readers. I was stunned when you said, “Are you Lincee?” because I thought, “Oh crap. I’ve met this girl before and don’t remember her name!” and was really shocked when you followed up with, “I read your website!”

I was floored, a little embarrassed that I was wearing my favorite Green Lantern t-shirt and proceeded to lose the ability to form words, which is weird because words are my life. You probably went in the theater thinking I was a complete imbecile and then made fun of me when I raised my hands in praise to our good Lord when Ryan Reynolds was on the big screen shirtless.

Since my rude behavior, I’m sure you’ve found entertainment via other outlets and highly doubt you are reading this. In the rare case you are, thank you Green Lantern friend, for seeking me out. I’ve felt a mixture of happiness and sadness since our run-in and would love nothing more than to have the opportunity to be a normal person. Feel free to email me and I’ll surely redeem myself!

On with the recap!

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